nyancrimew asked:
what if i put poison in your meal, would that be fucked up or what?
orteil42 answered:
everyone’s got hobbies
Actual footage of the Universal Studios* CEO "trimming" all of the shade trees at one of the L.A. WGA/SAG-AFTRA picket locations, so strikers have no protection from the intense heat of the sun
(*production company behind 2012's tumblr hit film The Lorax)
i SO wish there was a like button for asks, like “i see you, I read your message, I enjoyed it, I just don’t have the energy to reply rn so i’m saving it for later and if i never get to it i’m so sorry”. but there’s not. so i just suffer.
What if sports announcers and tumblr switched places….
Like you log onto tumblr and your dash is just filled with THE LATEST RESULTS OF THE “SCRIMBLEST SCRIMBLO” POLL HAVE “DATA (STAR TREK)” IN THE LEAD FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY “HICCUP (HTTYD)” BUT OHHHHHHHHHHH HERE COMES “WORM (TUMBLR BUG RACE)” SPEEDING THROUGH THE LINES AND. ITS TAKEN THIRD.. SECOND…… ITS IN FIRST PLACE!!! AN AMAZING UNDERDOG STORY. ITS REALLY TOUCHING HOW THIS WORM (TUMBLR BUG RACE) HAS REDEEMED ITSELF AFTER ALL THIS TIME
But then you turn on the tv and all the sports are commentated like tumblr users talk about their cats like “You SNUB Frankston?? You steal his pass???? Evil!!!! Evil Hodgson!!!” “Oh!!! Foul!!!! Foul for Allens!!! Foul for 20 MINUTES !!!!”
I like it when women
good post op
No I'm pre op
you dare be funnier than me on your own post?
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.
Apparently there used to be a heirarchy of graffiti: tag < piece < mural < memorial. And doing one lower in heirarchy over a higher one was a huge insult. Like it was a specific unwritten rule thing
[image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #also murals #please don't do that #or the really nice graffiti #there was a nice mural of birds on the side of a building that someone did one of those quick 'scribble' signing on #and it was really annoying #cause it makes it really hard to fix #cause you can't just cover it up /End ID]
