Yup!!!!
Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano
i SO wish there was a like button for asks, like “i see you, I read your message, I enjoyed it, I just don’t have the energy to reply rn so i’m saving it for later and if i never get to it i’m so sorry”. but there’s not. so i just suffer.
What if sports announcers and tumblr switched places….
Like you log onto tumblr and your dash is just filled with THE LATEST RESULTS OF THE “SCRIMBLEST SCRIMBLO” POLL HAVE “DATA (STAR TREK)” IN THE LEAD FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY “HICCUP (HTTYD)” BUT OHHHHHHHHHHH HERE COMES “WORM (TUMBLR BUG RACE)” SPEEDING THROUGH THE LINES AND. ITS TAKEN THIRD.. SECOND…… ITS IN FIRST PLACE!!! AN AMAZING UNDERDOG STORY. ITS REALLY TOUCHING HOW THIS WORM (TUMBLR BUG RACE) HAS REDEEMED ITSELF AFTER ALL THIS TIME
But then you turn on the tv and all the sports are commentated like tumblr users talk about their cats like “You SNUB Frankston?? You steal his pass???? Evil!!!! Evil Hodgson!!!” “Oh!!! Foul!!!! Foul for Allens!!! Foul for 20 MINUTES !!!!”